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June 24

My Trip To Hungary...

Hey guys its been a long time but im back and i have alot of stories to tell. ok where to begin oh i know:D well first off i went to hungary and everything was lousy it was rainy and cold

, I didnt mind it so much though. this trip was soooooooooooooooooooooo funny however like when i went to Pecs!! When I went there I tried to take as many pictures as I could and once I tired to take a picture at a winery, sufficive to say that didnt go well. I climbed over the chain to go up the stairs to take a picture and ended up setting off a bunch of alarms. lets just say it ended up with me running away at like 60 down a hill towards my hotel. umm the danube did manage to flood but it was cool. I did have ALOT of booze though, and I do mean alot. most of this trip I was drunk off my ass because i either had too much wine, Barrock Palinka ( apricot Vodka), grand marnier, champagne, jagermeister, cognac, rum, whiskey and anything else i could get my hands on, I loved the palinka though. ummm.... we saw alot of things and we went to alot of cities outside budapest such as estergomb and Eger. Eger was nice alot of history and its also very famous for its wineries. I also managed to walk to Sturovo Slovakia which was a worthwhile experience i shall never forget it. near the end of my trip we went to parliament and managed to go on a special tour in parts of the parliament that tourists are not supposed to be seeing. our tour guide however was the dirrtiest man you will ever meet well next to me that is. His name was Tibor Igaz, and all he could talk about was sex jokes and so on, i learned alot from him i really really did. anyways i loved my trip and i miss all my family. i only wish i could have stayed longer although what happens in budapest stays in budapest including eating my own weight in cherries

anyways im getting tired so thanks for reading this bye bye.

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March 28

READ THIS

life comes with no guarantees,
no time outs, no second chances,
you just have to live life to the fullest.
laugh as much as you can, spend all your money,
tell someone what they mean to you,
tell someone off, speak out, dare to be different,
dance in the pouring rain, hold someone's hand,
comfort a friend, pig out,
fall asleep watching the sun come up, stay up late,
&& smile till your face hurts.
don't be afraid to take chances or fall in love and most of all, live in the moment because when you look back someday,
knowing you have no regrets its going to be what makes you smile

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March 21

Smart Blonde

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she is going to Europe on business for a month and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out.

The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and it's officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground parking garage and parks it there. One month later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found out you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The blonde replys................... "Where else in New York City can I park my car for a month for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

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About Me

*TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey*
Name:	Richard White
Birthday:	12/14/1987
Birthplace:	Oshawa
Current Location:	Scarberia
Eye Color:	Blue
Hair Color:	Blonde
Height:	6 Ft
Right Handed or Left Handed:	Right Handed
Your Heritage:	Hungarian/Canadian/Austrailian
The Shoes You Wore Today:	MY White K Swiss Shoes
Your Weakness:	Women
Your Fears:	heights ( yet i am flying half way across the world:S)
Your Perfect Pizza:	Bacon Mushroom, Pepporoni, Extra Cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:	to backpack through europe
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:	Howdy
Thoughts First Waking Up:	what time is it?
Your Best Physical Feature:	My Pipes
Your Bedtime:	whenever i feel like it
Your Most Missed Memory:	when i last when i went to europe
Pepsi or Coke:	Both
MacDonalds or Burger King:	McDonalds
Single or Group Dates:	Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:	Lipton Ice Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla:	Both are good
Cappuccino or Coffee:	Cappuccino
Do you Smoke:	no
Do you Swear:	FK Goddamn it people sometimes**
Do you Sing:	all the time
Do you Shower Daily:	yea
Have you Been in Love:	always
Do you want to go to College:	sure
Do you want to get Married:	deff
Do you belive in yourself:	all the time
Do you get Motion Sickness:	me... Never
Do you think you are Attractive:	i do but the question is do other people?
Are you a Health Freak:	NOOOOO!!!!!
Do you get along with your Parents:	Sometimes
Do you like Thunderstorms:	Yes
Do you play an Instrument:	no but i want to play the guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:	yup
In the past month have you Smoked:	no
In the past month have you been on Drugs:	no
In the past month have you gone on a Date:	no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:	I work at a mall LOL
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:	no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:	yes
In the past month have you been on Stage:	yes
In the past month have you been Dumped:	No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:	Not for 10 Years
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:	no
Ever been Drunk:	yes
Ever been called a Tease:	no
Ever been Beaten up:	yes
Ever Shoplifted:	no
How do you want to Die:	Not anymore, I am out of Birchmount :D
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:	Marketer
What country would you most like to Visit:	Hungary
*In a Boy/Girl..*
Favourite Eye Color:	Blue
Favourite Hair Color:	Blonde
Short or Long Hair:	Doesnt matter
Height:	5 ft +
Weight:	120 ish
Best Clothing Style:	dont know
Number of Drugs I have taken:	none
Number of CDs I own:	5
Number of Piercings:	0
Number of Tattoos:	0
Number of things in my Past I Regret:	560
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

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March 16

GIRLS AND BOYS SHOULD READ THIS

girls&boys should read this

If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away.
If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay.
Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior.
Allow your intuition to save you from heartache.
Stop trying to change yourself for a relationship that's not meant to be.
Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before
you find what makes you truly happy.
If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as
you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends".
A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend.
Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along,
then he probably is.
Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at
yourself a year later for staying when things are not better.
The only person you can control in a relationship is you.
If something bothers you, speak up.
You cannot change a man's behavior.
Change comes from within.
Don't EVER make him feel he is more important than you are...
even if he has more education or has a better job.
Do not make him into a quasi-god.
He is a man, nothing more nothing less.
Never let a man define who you are.
Never borrow someone else's man.
If he cheated with you, he'll cheat on you.
A man will only treat you the way you ALLOW him to treat you.
All men are NOT dogs.
You should not be the one doing all the bending...
compromise is a two way street.
You need time to heal between relationships...
there is nothing cute about baggage...
Deal with your issues before pursuing a new relationship
You should never look for someone to COMPLETE you...
a relationship consists of two WHOLE individuals...
look for someone complimentary...
not supplementary.
Dating is fun...
even if he doesn't turn out to be Mr. Right.
when a man always know where you are, and
you're always readily available to him - he takes it for granted.
Don't fully commit to a man who doesn't give you everything that you need.
Share this with other women and men just so they know...
You'll make someone smile, another rethink her/his choices,
and another woman prepare, and a man aware.
-Oprah-

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March 07

Miracle Workers

heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. I just got back from edgewood P.S. not too long ago. I was visiting some old friends and thought I would share a little story with you. When I was in grade 6,7,8 I was the most misbehaved child you would ever meet. I went from school to school and never managed to find people that would give me a second chance and try to work with me in order to make me a model citizen and acceptable, Getting me back on track. That was until I met Ms. Linda McCrudden and Ms. Nancy Sereda( in my pic Ms McCrudden is on the left and MS. Sereda is on the right

). They changed me from being a wildchild that was always filled with rage and anger always wanting to fight everyone(and usually was!!!) to the person you know today. To them I owe my life many times over. I went there today and they offered my everything under the sun. They even wanted me to come back every day and volunteer for them( not a Shocker!!) oh well it was a blast and I wanted to give a shout out to the them because MS McCrudden who was my principal is now retiring and Ms Sereda is still there putting the students first. thank you guys your the best and I will always remember them. Let it be known that the World is losing the best principal and possible the nicest, sweetest most caring lady it will ever see.

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February 14

.::* valentines *::.

Happy Valentines Everyone!!! lol

love ya all *mwah*

xXxXxXxXxXx

With Love From Richard

Sok Szretlek ???????

February 03

Prank on Amber Smith

hey guys i thought you might like to hear about the prank i played on amber that made her s**t herself .ok so heres the 411. she was all pissed at me for something ( i dont know what) and she told me to jump off the bluffs and kill myself. i did one better, i did the one thing i have always wanted to do to her( get revenge!!! muaahhhhhhh)=) heres what i did. i went downstairs and grabbed a knife out of the drawer from the kitchen came back upstairs and switched on my webcam. now that amber was watching i proceeded to run the dull side of the knife across my corroted artery and then fell to the floor making it look like i was comitting suicide. i stayed on the floor for 10 minutes out of the range of the webcam making look like i was indeed dead. amber meanwhile kept messaging me. she gave me two seconds to msg her. she gave it to me and then some. she got so scared LMAO!!!!!! she was all like Richard im really scared=) you should have been there to see it. it was so funny. i think she was shitting herself, she really thought i had actually killed myself and that it was all her fault. it was priceless, i only wish i had saw the look on her face when i did it. ahahahahahahahahaha!!! it was the ultimate revenge she told me to f**k off when i told her i was not dead and she even blocked me and told me that she was never going to talk to me again.

ricsinek

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January 15

survey

*PAST*

1* First grade teacher's name: Ms Nasu......wow can't believe I remember that.

2* Last words you said: Bye to Dad on the phone.

3* Last song you sang: "Don't Wanna Miss A Thing" Aerosmith

4* Last person you hugged: My dog

5* Last thing you laughed at: Melissa being a dork......almost falling on the ice.

6* Last time you said I dont remember: Talking to erica on msn.

7* Last time you cried: When i went to visit my uncle bruces grave .

*PRESENT*

9* What color socks are you wearing: Grey and white.

10* What's under your bed: Just the floor lol......Maybe some monsters.

11* What time did you wake up today: 11:30 a.m. oh yeah!
12* Current taste: Beef Patty!
13* Current hair: short and brown

15* Current annoyance: elena and amber.
16* Current longing: TO make out with a hott girl.
17* Current desktop background: old city hall

18* Current worry: school/money

19* Current hate: Noelle Gibbs
20* Current favorite article of clothing: my leather jacket!
21* Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex: body!

22* Last CD that you listened to: Classic Queen

23* Favorite place to be: The country........wide open spaces.

24* Least favorite place: Here!

25* Time you wake up in the morning: 6:30

26* If you could play an instrument, what would you play: electric guitar

27* Favorite color: BLUE
28* Do you believe in a heaven: maybe
29* How tall are you: hehe 6 foot

30* Current favorite word/saying: mmhmm

31* Favorite book: harry potter and the half blood prince
32* Favorite season: Summer woot woot!
33* One person from your past you wish you could go back and talk to: My uncle bruce i miss him so much

35* Where do you want to go for college?: *cough* Somewher in toronto

36* What is your career going to be like: Super sweet! I'll be the best gosh darn marketer in the world!

37* How many kids do you want to have: undecided

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January 03

Questions, Questions

questions for the day.....

my turn........................

current mood: mixed up

smoked a cigarette- no

smoked a cigar - no

crashed a friend's car - nope

stolen a car - who would do that??

been in love - yes

been dumped - yes

shoplifted - No

been fired - no

been in a fist fight - yes

snuck out of my parent's house - Tried, Got caught, Done the time

had feelings for someone who didnt have them back - uh huh

been arrested - Almost

made out with a stranger - no mighta been fun

gone on a blind date - no

lied to a friend - yup

had a crush on a teacher - no

skipped school - No

slept with a co-worker - no

seen someone die - NO

thrown up in a bar - no

taken painkillers - yes

laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by - yes

made a snow angel- yes

played dress up - No

cheated while playing a game - yes, but probably only once

been lonely- yes

fallen asleep at work/school - yes

used a fake id - no

felt an earthquake - Yes

touched a snake - yes

run a red light - no

been suspended from school - yes

had detention - yes--2 many 2 count

been in a car accident - Yes

hated the way you look - yes

witnessed a crime - yes

pole danced - no, sounds fun

questioned your heart - yes

been lost - yes

been to the opposite side of the country - no

felt like dying - yes

cried yourself to sleep - yes

played cops and robbers - can't say that i have

done something you told yourself you wouldn't - yes

laughed till some kind of beverage came out of your nose- Yes

caught a snowflake on your tongue - yes

kissed in the rain - No

sang in the shower - yes

made love in a park - no

glued your hand to something - Just about everything:D LMFAO

got your tongue stuck to a flag pole - More than once

worn the opposite sex'-umm yeah

been a cheerleader - not in this life

sat on a roof top - yes

didn't take a shower for a week - no

are scared to watch scary movies alone - no

Played chicken- NO

been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on - yes

been told you're hot by a complete stranger - yes

broken a bone - yes

been easily amused - yes all the time

laughed so hard you cried - yes

cried so hard you laughed - yes

mooned/flashed someone- flashed probably

cheated on a test - Test no Exam Yes

forgotten someone's name - yes all da time

slept naked - yes

gone skinny dipping in a pool - yes

been kicked out of your house - NO

blacked out from drinking - Not in this country

played a prank on someone - Yes

gone to a late night movie - yes

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December 31

Stuff about me

WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME? Richard ... Alexander ... White

2. WHAT COLOUR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING? let me take them off and see... blue lol

3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Give peace a chance! lol

4.WHAT ARE THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER? 0860!!

5.WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? last thing i ate. hmmm.... Tacos tacos and more tacos
6.IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOUR WOULD YOU BE? White, lmfao!

7.WEATHER RIGHT NOW? Hidegan fujnak szelek!!!( Cold winds are blowing )

8.LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My aunt lynn, she wants to come over for new years

9. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? eyes, a hot body and a good personality!

10. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS? yup 11. HOW ARE YOU TODAY? very good thanks! 12.FAVOURITE DRINK? Martini lmao! 13.FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? wine, caberenet sauvignon! 14.FAVOURITE SPORT? Hockey!/Baseball and Volleyball! 15.HAIR COLOUR? Blonde! 16. EYE COLOUR? Blue as the sky!

>>17. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? nope!

18.SIBLINGS AND THEIR AGES? Got none:( 19.FAVOURITE MEAL? Nokedli 20.FAVOURITE MONTH? May, cause thats when i go to europe 21.LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? fun with dick and jane, it was pure jokes 22. FAVOURITE DAY OF THE YEAR? any day which i'm happy! lol 23. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT? depends who it is i spose! 24. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE-NIGHT STANDS? relationships 26. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? chocolate 27. DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO WRITE BACK? yup 28. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? lazy ppl who have lots of time lol! 29. WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? busy ppl who go out an enjoy themselves

30. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS? at home! with my mom and dad, i hate it though

31. WHAT DO YOU READ? magazines that start with play and end with boy

32. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD The canadian flag

33. WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT? Watched t.v., and the memorial for Jane Creba, R.I.P and God Bless Jane 34. FAVOURITE SMELLS? the smell of the a womens sweet perfume 35. CAN YOU TOUCH YOUR NOSE WITH YOUR TONGUE? NOPE!! 36. WHAT INSPIRES YOU? People who make something of themselves 37. BUTTERED, PLAIN, OR SALTED POPCORN? Buttered and lots of it! 38. FAVOURITE CAR? Mercades S 500 39. FAVOURITE FLOWER? erm probs a purple passion flower 40. HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING? 1

41. CAN YOU JUGGLE? NO WAY!!!!!! LMAO! !!!!

42. WHAT IS THE DATE NOW? 31/12/05

43. WHAT IS THE TIME NOW? 6:49PM

44. BEST THING THAT HAPPENED TODAY? I found out im flying to europe!!! 45. worst thing that haPPENED TODAY? i had to stay home

46. BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND AT THE MOMENT? Single and Looking 47. WORST THING ABOUT TOMORROW? Got to recover from the hangover to follow! 48. BEST THING ABOUT TOMMOROW? sleep in late no school lol! 49. FAVOURATE FLAVOUR ICE CREAM? Cookies and Cream lol! 50. IS THIS A COOL QUIZ? Ummm Not Really! jus ya no was board an it was there so i did it!

December 04

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why sex is better than school

10. Everbody likes sex and nobody likes
school,except for virgins and only because they haven't had sex yet.

9. Sex sucks, moans, licks, pumps, throbs,
etc...School just sucks.

8. After sex you feel like smoking a cigarette.
After school you feel like smoking something a whole hell of a lot stronger.

7. You only get disciplined during sex if you want to.

6. Drinking drives people to sex, whereas school drives people to drink.

5. Sex relieves stress. School is the cause of stress.

4. Nothing beats the "hands on" experience you get with sex.

3. After sex you feel like you have accomplished
something.

2. Sex is cheaper. Even if you have to pay for a
hooker, it is still cheaper than paying thousands of dollars in tuition.

And the Number 1 reason why sex is better than
school is........

1. At least you have a choice whether or not you
want to have sex. At school your teachers screw you
regardless

December 02

Blackberry Condom

SINCE U HAVE OPENED THIS U HAVE TO REPOST IT!..U HAVE 5 MINUTES TO REPOST THIS!! ..IF YOU DONT U WILL BE SINGLE UNTIL UR 45 NO JOKE!!

PUT:
*Apple condom (IF UR TAKEN)
*Orange condom (IF U LIKE SUMONE)
*Banana condom (IF UR TALKIN TO SOMONE)
*Strawberry condom (IF UR SINGLE AND NOT LOOKING)
*Mango condom (IF UR SINGLE AND LOOKING)
*Blueberry condom (IF YOU'RE FUCKING HEARTBROKEN)
*Blackberry condom (IF YOU'RE EMOTIONALY FUCKED OVER ALL THE TIME)

PUT YOUR CONDOM IN THE HEADING THEN COPY, PASTE AND SEND IT

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November 25

i will kill any f**ker who does this

Guy: "Can we have sex right now?"
Girl: "Can we do what?"
Guy: "You know, can I be your first, finally?"
Girl: "Um.....no."
Guy: "Why?"
Girl: "Because, 1. you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend......."
Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won' tell."
Girl: "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someone that I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first."
Guy: "I'm not special to you?"
Girl: "You're my friend. That's all."
Guy: looks forward and keeps driving.

5 minutes pass.......

Guy: starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh.
Girl: moves his hand, "Don't touch me!"
Guy: tries to kiss her.
Girl: screams, "Would you stop."
Guy: continues trying.
Girl: moves to the back seat

Guy: parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl. Starts to kiss her.
Girl: pushes him off and scoots over, "Please, don't do this."
Guy: "Don't do what, I know you want it, I can see it in your eyes." Moves over to her and starts to unbutton her pants.
Girl: pushes him harder and says, "No, don't."
Guy: getting aggravated, punches her and tells her to stop "playing hard to get".
Girl: crying, continues to fight.
Guy: punches her harder, pulls her pants off, and holds her down.
Girl: screams as he penetrates her, "NO, please don't do this to me!"
Guy: puts his hand over her mouth.

An hour passes.........
Guy: pulls back and wipes himself off.
Girl: sits on the corner of the seat, sobbing.
Guy: looks at her and says, "You better not tell anybody about this. If you're really my friend, you won't tell anybody about this. You know I love you." He reaches out his hand to touch her cheek.
Girl: pulls back, "Just take me home, now."
Guy: says, "Alright." Gets in the front seat and drives her home.

2 months later.........
Girl: "Doctor, what's wrong with me. I haven't had my time of the month in 2 months."
Doctor: looks at her, "You haven't been having your "time" for a reason."
Girl: looks at him and says, "Why?" dreading the answer that she was sure to receive.
Doctor: "You are pregnant."
Girl: faints.

The story gets out that she is pregnant, and people start looking to the Guy. He claims that it isn't his because she was sleeping with every guy in the school(which was a lie). He goes to her and tells her, "I'm telling you, if you lie to people and say that I raped you, I'll kill you."

The Girl is completely devastated. First, he took her virginity and got her pregnant....then he lied about it. So completely depressed......the girl commits suicide by drug overdose.......

Girls, if this story touched you, repost it as "That's Fucked up"
Guys, if this story touched you, repost it as "I'll kill any fucker who does this

November 24

how to tell if he/she/it likes you

i swear, the how to tell if she likes u part fits erica john perfectly if i didnt know she had a boyfriend i would ask her out

How to tell if he likes you

*He may ask a friend of yours about you - he'll say it's just for "friend of mine" that wants to know about you.

*He talks to everybody else - but when you're around he turns silent, or chokes up.

*You seem to accidentally bump into him a lot of different places.

*He may not say a word to you, but he shows up in the same line, at the same movie, etc.

*He'll give you a little smile from across the room, but if you get near, he won't look up.

*Basically - the BIG clue is that his behavior changes when you're around (compared to when he's around his buds or other girls).

*DEAD Giveaway - when you talk to him he turns red.

*(Bingo - you can pack that puppy up and take him home...)

How to tell if she likes you

*She gazes in your eyes with deep interest and her pupils are dilated.

*Her skin tone becomes red while being around you.

*Her crossed leg is pointed towards you or if that same leg is rocking back and forth towards you.

*She raises or lowers the volume of her voice to match yours.

*She rubs her chin or touches her cheek. This indicates that she's thinking about you and her relating in some way...

*She winks at you while talking to you or winks at you from a distance.

*She exposes the palms of her hand facing you.

*Biting of the lips or showing of the tongue, licking her lips or touching of her front teeth....

*She starts sitting straight up and her muscles appear to be firm.

*She puts her fingernail between her teeth.

*She laughs in unison with you.

*She touches your arm, shoulder, thigh, or hand while talking to you.

Plays with her jewelry, especially with stroking and pulling motions.

*She twirls her hair around her fingers while she is looking at you.

*Eyebrows raised and then lowered, then a smile usually indicates interest in you

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October 22

whats ur new name

1) Use ur last letter of ur first name to determine ur new first name

> a = free

> b = goofy

> c = take

> d = bat

> e = power

> f = pepper

> g = beans

> h = hyena

> i = furball

> j = poop

> k = bunny

> l = sky

> m = lone

> n = scoob

> o = nerd

> p = brat

> q = god

> r = buzzy

> s = fare

> t = monkey

> u = dare

> v = crap

> w = herbie

> x = cheesezy

> y = liz

> z = last

2)Use ur four letter of ur last name to determine ur new last name

> a = sleepy

> b = love

> c = world

> d = green

> e = trouble

> f = hole

> g = canada

> h = bubble

> i = alone

> j = red

> k = billy

> l = fun

> m = summer

> n = outrage

> o = thailand

> p = 6teen

> q = glassies

> r = gone

> s = winter

> t = three

> u = math

> v = black or white

> w = died

> x = petes

> y = sheepy

> z = sims

when ur done tell me what ur name is

October 15

quiz about me

hey guys heres a link about a quiz about me. if anyone wants to do it anyone at all. then feel free to do. heres the link

Take my Quiz on QuizYourFriends.com!

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October 10

thanksgiving weekend

this weekend was a blast!!! i dont know what to say about it, except for it was a blast. lets see. first off, i ate so much turkey when i went to my uncle donnys, topping it all off with a half a bottle of wine. back to today. i went to my grandmothers ate so much i loved it i was with all the ppl i loved. but this time i drank more and had more potent wine. German and 9.5% alcohol. i was so drunk at the end of the night it was not funny, i even somehow managed to fall down the stairs. i was not even coherent at the time. that was an hour ago. even writing this stoopid thing im not even coherent im still drunk i think

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October 09

women/mans version of i will survive

**..Men And Womens Version To I Will Survive..**

MENS VERSION

First I was afraid, I was petrified
At the ugly slapper that was lying by my side
I would've drunk a little less, I would've tried to keep my head
If I'd known for just one second you'd assault me in your bed...
I tried to go, walk out the door
But you've been sitting on my legs and I can't feel them anymore
And now you're sitting on my face, my nose has vanished - not a trace
I only hope that your big knickers aren't made of liquorice lace
I want to go, I've got to leave
Before your fat and naked body makes me want to heave
Only hope that no one saw me walking home with such a slut
God the things that you get up to when you're half cut
Please let me go, I'm getting scared
There's nothing I can do to stop those ugly breasts from being bared
I think that I must have been mad
God what made me want to court her?
With t*ts that look like Tesco bags I've just filled up with water
It's time to go, run out the door
She's started hinting she wants sex on her dirty lino floor
I don't think there's anything worse than the al-co-hol-ics curse.
I WILL SURVIVE!

To which the girls reply.......

WOMENS VERSION

At first I was afraid, I was petrified
By the ugly wanker that was lying by my side
I would've drunk a little less, I would've tried to keep my head
If I'd known for just one second I'd be in your crusty bed...
I tried to go, walk out the door
But I laughed so hard at your small knob that I've fallen on the floor
Your butts a pimply mess, it's just a broken-out disgrace
But I'd rather look at that, then at your f*cking ugly face!
I want to go, I've got to leave
Your talk of chicks and football really makes me want to heave
I only know I've got to stop my drinking spirits and the beer
Cause when I looked at you last night, you looked just like Richard Gere!
Please let me go, I feel quite sick
We had the worst sex in the world and you're an ugly prick
I should have shagged your gorgeous mate, at least he's got a lovely flat
But no I go and trust the booze and now I'm stuck with you, you twat
It's time to go, run out the door
You look so ugly it should really be against the law
I'm going to give up all the booze, I'm going to have no stupid fun
Cause waking up beside your mug, just makes me want to be a nun!
I WILL SURVIVE!

This was taken/stolen/nicked/pinched/borrowed/thieved from:

http://spaces.msn.com/members/MyEternalDilemma/

how to say i love in different languages

i love u

I love you! In different languages!

English...........I Love You
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Spanish.......... Te Amo
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Norwegian.............Jeg Elsker Deg
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French........... Je T'aime
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German..........   Ich Liebe Dich
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Japanese.......    Ai Shite Imasu
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Italian.......... Ti Amo
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Pilipino......... Mahal Kita
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Chinese.........   Wo Ai Ni
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Swedish........    Jag Alskar Dig
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Eskimo..........   Nagligivaget
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Greek............ S'Agapo
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Hawaiian.......    Aloha Wau la Oe
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Irish............. Thaim In Grabh Leat
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Hebrew.........    Ani Ohev Otakh
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Russian........    Ya Lyublyu Tyebya
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Albanian.......    Une Te Dua
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Finnish.........   Mina Rakkastan Sinua
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Turkish........    Seni Seviyorum
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Hungarian......    Szeretlek
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Persian.......     Du Stet Daram
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Maltese.......     Jien Inhobbok
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Catalan......      Testimo Molt
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Cherokee ........     gv ge yv i
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Korean.........Sarang hae yo

September 19

Quotes

QUOTES" i have learned from....(and then some pics...)

"it's when you run away that you're most liable to stumble"

"what u perceive in others you are strengthening in yourself"

"sex is dirty only when it's done right"

"true love doesn't have a happy ending. that's cuz true love
doesn't have an ending"

"just cuz someone doesn't love u the way you want him to, doesnt mean they dont love you with all they have"

"we have to meet a few wrong ppl b4 meeting right ones, so that when we finally meet the right person we will know how to be grateful for that gift"

"nobody is perfect until u fall in love with them"

"when nothing is sure EVERYTHING is possible"

"Don't make someone a priority, when UR only an option to them ! "

"What does not kill you makes you stronger"

"Never miss anyone from ur past, There's a reason why they didn't make it to ur future."

'Best friends are those that can see the pain in ur eyes when everyone else is blinded by the smile'

Here's to lying, cheating and stealing:
×°× May you lie to save a friend
×°× May you steal the heart of the one you love
×°× May you cheat death

think about it

1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze
these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
2. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there...I'm gonna eat the
next thing that comes outta it's bum."
3.Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible
crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
4.Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
5. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
6. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car pool lane?
7. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why
can't he fix a hole in a boat?
8. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point
to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?
10. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both
dogs!
11. What do you call male ballerinas?
12Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??
13. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he
just buy dinner?
14. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
15. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables,then what is baby oil made from?
16. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
17. Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
18.Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Stop singing and read on . . . . . .. . . . .
19. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
20. Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call
it a hemorrhoid when it's in your bum?
21 . Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at
you,but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

how to keep a healthy level of insanity

August 11

.:Insanity:.

HOW TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY

1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car w/sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3) Insist that your email address is: Xena-Warrior-Princess@companyname.com or Elvis-the-King@companyname.com.
4) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
5) Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair dancing.
6) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN."
7) Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
8) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
9) In the memo field of all your checks, write 'for sexual favors.'
10) Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what you think."
11) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."
12) Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire work area. Insist to others that you like it that way.
13) Dont use any punctuation
14) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
15) Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
16) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
17) Sing along at the opera.
18) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
19) Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially Effective if your boss is of the opposite gender.)
20) Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you're doing. For example, "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom, in Stall #3."
21) Put mosquito netting around your cubicle. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
22) Five days in advance, tell your friends you >>can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
23) Call 911 and ask if 911 is for emergencies.
24) Call the psychic hotline and don't say anything.
25) Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.
26) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won!", "I Won!" "3rd time this week!!!"
27) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!"
28) Tell your boss, "It's not the voices in my head that bother me, it's the voices in your head that do."
29) Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
30) Every time you see a broom, yell "Honey, your mother is here!"

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Interesting

.:Interesting...:.

> > > >1.Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women >make love >they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine >and skin >smooth.

> > > >2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering >dermatitis, >skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and >makes your >skin glow.

> > > >3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that >romantic dinner.

> > > > >4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and >tones up >just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than >swimming >20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!

> > > >5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases >endorphins into >the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with >a feeling of >well-being.

> > > >6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually >active >body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. >These subtle >sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

> > > >7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE >EFFECTIVE >THAN VALIUM. <A BIG OL' WOW>

> > > >8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourage >saliva to >wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that >causes decay,preventing plaque buildup

> > > >9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release >the >tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain

> > > >10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural >antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever

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